They're HEEEERE! Week 8 NFL LOCKS

FINALLY!  the first time I'm putting my NFL Sunday picks on the new website.  

Gave you the  Steelers Monday Night lock in my Blog earlier in the week and the Broncos on TNF, so off to a documented 2 and 0 start on picks posted since the website launched.

Now, let's get down to the Bizness YO, as my man Jose from Norristown would say.

 

I'm going with a early Sunday morning Strawberries and Cream pick with the struggling Atlanta Falcons in a  beyond-must-win game in London against the Detroit Lions. Falcons getting 4 looks good to me. Grab a warm beer and some bad British food and take Atlanta OUTRIGHT or else Matty will be ICED!

 

 Tampa Bay sucks so bad that Alex guy in that dumb Bud Light commercial dumped Warren Sapp and all of his pirate ship crap off the Gandy Causeway, but they will get a rare home win against the shaky Minnesota Vikings. FG game it is and I'll take the Bucs laying the 2 1/2.

 

I smell an upset, or at least a cover in New England... The Bears poop in Chicago, but they play better away and so I think they show up and keep in close enough to cover the 6 if not find a way to win it Outright against the Pats

 

And 1 more before we go. Taking the Houston Texans to finally put something together on the road against a terrible Tennesse Titans teams trotting out a rookie QB after realizing Charlie Whitehurst stinks on ice. Zack Mettenberger ain't in the SEC no mo. Welcome to REAL football Zack! Texans favored by 3 1/2 on the road

 

For amusement only, of course.